Friday, May 25, 2007

Jesus makes a rare appearance for San Antonio man!


" People have seen Jesus' image in a lot of places — in a pan, on a window, in a tree — but now a Floresville man says an image of Jesus has landed on his car "

Call me bat-shit crazy, gods or no gods withstanding; this is the best miracle I have heard about in a long time. Just think... the Lord Gawd Almighty ® saw it fit to bless Texas with his own hand and graciously smear his love all over this homeland of our president! You probably think that this blessing of avian excrement wasn't intended for the same guy that is ransacking this planet that he believes was handed to him on a silver platter by his vindictive deity. Well your wrong.

You should know better than that. Of course our favorite old man in the sky, with his zombie son in tow of course, would bestow this "spiritual gift" upon him at the Rose Garden! He is the decider , and has decided that since he is on a mission from god, he should authorize some "non lethal" CIA covert operations surreptitious gospel spreading in Iran. I think he needs to find some thing to keep him busy, idle hands are the Devil's Workshop! 

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Snakes on a MotherFucking Plane!!!!


Retrospectacle: A Neuroscience Blog

Female Sharks Confirmed to Reproduce Asexually

Category: Weird Science
Posted on: May 23, 2007 6:59 PM, by Shelley Batts

hammerhead.jpg In a really astounding discovery, it was confirmed that a 2001 birth by a female Hammerhead shark was achieved in the complete absence of males, in a process called parthenogenesis.

Fucking right!

House OKs 'outrageous gas prices' bill
WASHINGTON, May 23 (UPI) -- The U.S. House of Representatives Wednesday passed legislation authorizing the Federal Trade Commission to investigate and punish gasoline price gouging....

see full story here.

Real Gangsta

Bling Ballz

'Nuff said.

Dumps like a truck ... truck ...

A GNU kind of refreshment!

How to Make OpenCola - WikiHow

By profession, I am a programmer; by choice I contribute to open-source projects when I can. After following this phenomena, roughly since the mid-'90s, It has transformed from more than just a kick ass editing/everything software. It now includes Open Hardware, Automobiles, Media Distribution, and now Soda that you can make your self. Some day your own rapid-prototyper could be cranking out the plastic glasses for your tasty beverage.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

What would happen if a blogger posed as a police officer?

From MetaFilter:

"If people can't trust that journalists are journalists, then we are on the road to intellectual anarchy."

May 22, 2007 6:37 AM Vancouver police posed as journalists to lure out and arrest the activist who threatened to bring protest of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics to the doorsteps of Olympic officials - and it isn't the first time police in BC have impersonated the media to make an arrest. The Canadian Association of Journalists is not amused, but a constable speaking for the VPD "doubts the outrage from the person on the street over the issue would be the same as it has been from the journalistic community".

How much longer can we allow the FDA to keep doing this to us?

NewsLocale - Should Diabetes Patients Stop Taking Avandia?

"GlaxoSmithKline said its own meta-analysis had proved Avandia increased heart risks by 30 percent. "

The FDA has repeatedly fallen short with their so called studies. Time and time again we hear that this drug will will cause heart failure, or that drug will cause you deafness not to mention is the leading gateway drug, surpassing marijuana.
So were saying here that all these pills that even they tell us are bad for us are legal; however, something that even improves cognitive functions in schizophrenics is still illegal.

Perhaps it's not our best interest they are looking out for. Pharmaceutical companies have a great interest in treating illness not curing it. For if they were to cure AIDS, how could they afford to invent new illnesses for which to implement these drugs that they create without solving any problems we allready have.

'Nuff Said.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Manchurian Blowback is an anagram for McCain Blow Hunk Arab!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Seed Faith

Have you ever received one of these? Personally I feel like mailing them back $20 in that little evenlope... in pennies.

Tulsa World ::: Reaping From Faith

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